Like nothing I know.
It grosses me out
And makes me feel low.
It sure makes me angry
And gives me a frown
When some people think
They should spit on the ground.
They spit where I walk,
Hocking loogies with ease.
Don't those folks know
Their phlegm carries disease?
It's one of the grossest
of habits I've found.
Why, oh why do folks
Spit on the ground?
It gets on my shoes
Tracked into my car.
These dopey buffoons
Spit wherever they are.
It gets in my house.
It gets all around.
Oh, why do people think
They can spit on the ground?
It's disgusting, it's crude
When the sidewalk is covered.
I saw't in a pool once
And I'm just now recovered.
I guess some folks think
I'm too tightly wound,
But I just don't get
Why people spit on the ground.
The next time you think
You have bats in your cave,
Take out a tissue
And try to behave.
Don't be so rude as
To snart where you're found.
'Cause nobody likes when
You spit on the ground.
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