Tuesday, July 31, 2018

So Many Poems

So Many Poems

Still Dreaming
By Schetselaar

In my youth I ran a lot,
Bounced the ball
And took a shot.

Laced the Chucks and broke a sweat.
Dreams of glory,
And ripping net.

I was Bird and Dad was Chief.
Basketball -
Time’s biggest thief.

Grew a bit, became a man.
Dreams then worn
Where they began.

A youngster’s dreams are dreams of yore:
All but gone -
‘cept on the floor.

  Dreams Live Here
By Schetselaar

Kobe and The Diesel play.
So does Larry Bird.
And to think that Magic would skip a week
Is nothing but absurd.

The Admiral dons his silver duds,
And MJ’s on his way.
LeBron is here ‘bout every week,
And look! There’s Dr J!

Boys rise up in stout old men
Where heroes never die.
The skills may fade, but the love is there.
Wings sprout and children fly.

 
Thursday’s Lament
By Schetselaar

I think I hurt my knee somehow,
It’s giving me lots of pain.
I’ll mow the lawn when it feels better.
It hurts worse when it starts to rain.

My ankle barks, dear, it makes me hobble.
I can barely get around.
I’ll take out the trash in a little while,
When I can get myself off the ground.

My shoulder aches, I can hardly take it,
The pain is so aggravating.
I’ll do the dishes this afternoon
When the pain isn’t so frustrating.

My head is pounding, babe, my fingers throb.
I’ll paint and sweep and caulk.
But not right now, darling, I hurt too bad,
But I’ll feel better ‘round nine o’clock.

  My Basketball Things
By Schetselaar

Big Ben’s three-pointers
That just clear the ceiling.
‘Ol Jordan’s no-looks
And dimes that he’s dealing.
Corey is counting his multiple rings.
These are a few of my favorite things.

Taylor’s rebounding
Is something real pretty.
Jason’s tough hustle
Is boundless and gritty.
Swanson is royal and worthy of kings.
These are a few of my basketball things.

Dan is leaking -
Easy layups -
Coolest points we had.
When I am down I remember these things
And then I don’t feel so bad.

 
Old Gym Shoes
By Schetselaar

To run and play and jump and shoot.
To laugh and box and pass.
I’ve loved each moment of every game,
And played with men of class.
I’ve played with dad and nephews, too.
And driven hard to the rack.
I’ve shot the three and heard it swish,
And enjoyed the talk of smack.
I’ve learned some savvy, I’ve grabbed some boards,
Since those days with the driveway hoop.
And thankfully no one’s ever said
I should play with my own age group.
For that, I thank you, and bow my head,
And hope I don’t have to choose.
‘Cause who knew such sanguine joy could come
From a pair of old gym shoes?

  Quack!
By Schetselaar

“Come play with us”, said Brer Rabbit.
“Quack, quack!” were the quick replies.
“Come over and play ‘cause we won’t go away.
Come play the Gainesville franchise.”

“Quack”, said the ducks as they laid in the hay,
“That season has come and gone.
It’s now time to swing like birds on the wing,
And hit a few onto the lawn.”

"But basketball season is just getting good!”
The rabbit said through gray whiskered jowl.
“The Cedars are good folks and so are the Oaks.”
But the ducks just turned and said, “Foul!”

Then they waddled away with bags on their backs
And Dodger-blue caps on their heads.
“We’re ducks, after all, we can’t play much ball
Unless we’re wearing these nifty golf threads.”

 
Release the Kraken (with thanks to Robert Service)
By Schetselaar

There are strange things hewn ‘neath the midnight moon
By the men who moil for goals;
The hardwood floors have their tales of scores
That would climb the Salt Lake polls;
Those Thursday nights have seen strange sights,
But the strangest for excessive slackin’
Was that year on the floor, and there might be more,
Without a visit from the Kraken.

  Some Guys
By Schetselaar

Some guys like to paint the town,
And flash all kinds of money.
Some guys think they’re ladies men,
Or think they’re really funny.
Some guys like to stay out late,
Or drive in fancy cars.
Some guys work and don’t go home,
Or smoke high-priced cigars.
Some guys sit and watch tv,
And some guys like to brawl.
Me? I’m simple, ‘cause all I want
Is to play some basketball.

 
Name-Dropper
By Schetselaar

From James Naismith’s baby
To James’ great hoops eye
There’s Wilt and then Duncan
And Dirk and A.I.
From Ewing to Kobe,
From Moses to Shaq.
To thinking that Willis
Would never bounce back.
McHale and James Harden.
Kareem and KD.
Stockton and Malone
Who were championship free.
Magic and Michael,
Dikembe and Chief,
And then on to Bird
Whose stay was too brief.
Hakeem and Steph Curry,
And good old Bob Cousy.
Come on now, Dan Bowman,
You can’t be that choosy.
They make up the game
I’ve loved since a kid.
And I love all the players
My good old dad did.

  The Words I Fear
By Schetselaar

“You’re fired” are words that could start a fight.
“I’m going to mom’s” if I’m feeling right.
“Your car’s in need of an overhaul.”
“Your son’s been in a giant brawl.”
“The Yankees lose the Series in seven.”
“There isn’t any such place as heaven.”
But all these words can be outdone
By the words I fear most…”One and done.”
When uttered, those words mean another night
Of ball has gone, now comes the fright
Of hearing the words that make me shriek
When Ben says them once, “Until next week.”

Friday, January 5, 2018

The Good Die Young

Today this world is a little darker than it was a few days ago. The light that led the LDS Church has passed to the Spirit World, and left us with an enormous hole in our hearts.

Thomas Spencer Monson, who was the Prophet for nearly 10 years, died late Tuesday, January 2, 2018.

He was a good man. A lot of people didn't agree with his politics, and have written some cowardly words about him since his passing. But I have a feeling he would just have smiled and said, "It's all right." He never was mean-spirited, and I don't think there was an angry bone in his body. A good man, and someone I'd like to be a little more like.

But President Monson was no spring chicken. He turned 90 on my mom's birthday in August, but he bore a youthful, fun-loving spirit throughout his life. I remember many times listening to him in Conference and laughing at the stories he told. Inspirational, motivating, and awe-inspiring. And he passed away way too young.

For more than 50 years he served the Lord as an apostle. Most of the time he'd give a talk in Conference that lasted about 20 minutes or so. In later years, that number slipped until in April his talk lasted all of three minutes. But it was one of the most powerful testimonies he ever bore. He said, "We live in a time of great trouble and wickedness. What will protect us from the sin and evil so prevalent in the world today? I maintain that a strong testimony of our Savior, Jesus Christ, and of His gospel will help see us through to safety. If you are not reading the Book of Mormon each day, please do so. If you will read it prayerfully and with a sincere desire to know the truth, the Holy Ghost will manifest its truth to you."

I love those words. I love his testimony.

He had an incredible memory, too. When the Church expanded into East Germany, they were not allowed to bring any materials, such as Sunday School manuals, into the country. Then Apostle Monson memorized them, took them in his brain into the country, and typed them out so all could use them.

He told stories from his youth, and always had a great quote or two to spread. He said, "The principles of living greatly include the capacity to face trouble with courage, disappointment with cheerfulness, and trial with humility." He also said, "Courage, not compromise, brings the smile of God's approval," and "Work will win when wishy washy wishing won't."

I love Thomas S. Monson, and I feel myself privileged to have been alive during his presidency.